Archive for November, 2009

Happy Holidays…

Monday, November 30th, 2009

I guess we can officially start saying it.  Today is supposed to be the biggest online shopping day of the year, so quit wasting your time reading this and do some whopping (I made it up, web-shopping = whopping… Think it’ll take off?)

We are back live on the CRN tonight, and on WBIX 1060 in Boston…  Which is very cool.

Can’t lie, I’m not really into the holiday thing yet…  This will be the most difficult Christmas I’ve had to weather, my financial problems continue and no kids on Christmas Eve.  I know so many of you are going through hard times, which really isn’t comforting for anyone… Wouldn’t be nice is things were better for us all!

The Toluca Lake Holiday Open House is Friday… If you’re in the area, it’s always a fun evening.  Also, Sunday is The Studio City Holiday Parade...  See, there’s a lot of holiday spirit in the valley.

Drunk fish.  Oh deer.   That’s $900 a six-pack.  Too broke to hire santa. Quick Tweet this.  Holy Iron.  I told you this months ago.  This isn’t good news if you’re in Texas. Guess who in Hollywood is getting a face lift now.  See guys, don’t do meth!

Rock On, Jack

Playlist

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

I’m going to apologize in advance, this is going to be long and boring, but It’s Saturday night and I haven’t really had any human interaction since Wednesday night, sure I have left the house … to go for a walk or buy cookie ingredients, but the last time I sat face to face with people was Wednesday, and I sit here at home now and feel like blogging.  I have been walking, it fills the void, and I listen to my Ipod, specifically the “New Walking” playlist, it’s 31 songs long and lasts 2.2 hours… and on an average walk I hear it 1 1/2 times.  I have just thrown songs into this playlist, to kill the time as I trek the valley floor looking for what used to be me… But that is not totally true, as white sneaker met dirty concrete I started to think, these songs are not as random as I originally thought.  There is some meaning behind the choices, although it is not an organized walk through my psyche, these songs do have meaning and reason for their life in my 2nd generation, light blue ipod, that is near capacity.  So I have decided to go through this list:

1. The Funeral by Band of Horses – This is an amazing track by an amazing band. It spoke to me from the moment I first heard it on the now gone Indie 103.  Although it’s not a huge motivator to walk until your feet bleed, so it starts the journey off, getting started right after I lock the door (I always start my walks from home, driving somewhere to start walking seems counter-productive).

2. Show Me What I’m Looking For by Carolina Liar – Wouldn’t be great if we knew what we were looking for?  Many of us think we have an idea, but I think we’re really clueless.

3. 21 Guns by Green Day – Green Day has become so much more than they were when they started and they continue to make great music.  This one has a Beatles feel, and really who was more punk than the Beatles.

4. Last Parade by Matthew Good – Second only to this playlist is the Matthew Good playlist, it has 57 songs and lasts 4.2 hours.  This was the first single off his latest album, Vancouver, and it was released before the full record on itunes, so it made it to the list first, but in all truth the full album could be here.  I don’t think there is another artist that I feel as close a connection, without recapping our whole life, we both know pain and loss in very similar ways and have been in many of the same places.

5. You Found Me by The Fray – They have this knack of writing songs that make you feel emotions, that is a true gift… I cherish art that makes me feel, good or bad.

6. Long Day by Matchbox 20 – this really is the best Matchbox 20 song!  The first line kills me, we all have those notes we have hidden, the ones we just can’t throw away.

7. Kids by MGMT – When techno/electronic music is bad it is bad… But when it is good, it’s great!  This is a stellar track from an equally great album.

8. 18 Days by Saving Abel – Break up songs work because we’ve all been through them… we just can’t all put it too song.  It’s not that I want to re-live the pain, but it is nice to know others relate… and that they are way better at articulating it.

9. Swing Life Away by Rise Against – One of those bands that gets better with every listen.  I think I like this song for the same reason I like coming of age films, for the brief time of the work I get to relive those feelings of youth, confusion.

10. Take Back The City by Snow Patrol – Another band with an amazing catalog, but I picked this one because I know that feeling of being totally in love with the city you live in, and being able to regain a position you once had… There have been times I have felt I ruled this city, and others I thought it would crush me.  Some times your paradise can be your prison, but there are times when it is just majestic.

11. Zero by The Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs – This song always makes me pick up my pace a little bit.  Great techno/rock hybrid with a female lead singer.

12. Water Landing by Third Eye Blind – 3EB’s latest is the other album that spoke to me this year, I really feel a connection to the songs, the last half of the album could have been the soundtrack to my life the past year and a half.  ” if it’s a water landing, then it’s a water landing”

13.  How Soon Is Now by Love Spit Love – Which is really the lead singer of the Psychedelic Furs doing an amazing cover of The Smith’s classic.

14.  Audience of One by Rise Against – A repeat band on the list, but another amazing track… I wish I had wrote this song.

15. Why Can’t You Be by Third Eye Blind – Bands are going to start making multiple appearances on my walk.  Anyone rationalizing a break-up has thought “Why Can’t You Be…”

16. Feel Good Drag by Anberlin – sure it’s about cheating, but it rocks… It’s not always about the lyrics with guys.

17. Fireflies by Owl City – Another example of Techno/Electronic music working… It just makes you feel good.

18. 1901 by Phoenix – Hey, if it’s good enough for Cadillac car commercials, it’s good enough to urban hike around the valley too.

19. Medicated by AFI – They found a way to make goth/punk rock work for the mainstream, this song just makes you want to move faster.

20. Just Breathe by Pearl Jam – Not only is this a great song, but I have huge respect for PJ, they stuck to what they wanted to be and have succeeded doing it… If only we were all that brave, and lucky!

21. Crystal Baller by Third Eye Blind – Off one of their less successful albums, but a rocking, heartfelt song.

22. Propane Nightmares by Pendulum – A Depeche Mode inspired rocker that was overlooked by mainstream radio, but should have been a huge hit.

23. Giant by The Matthew Good Band – Matthew Good is one of those people that makes me feel bad about myself, he writes things that have so much meaning.  I’m weird, in that things will effect me, sometimes it’s just a line or a few words.  “When you blow out like a dead star, it reminds me how uniform your beautiful is.  We carry on like it’s easy, like your all out and I’m your man.”  I think about this chorus all the time.

24. Resolution by Jack’s Mannequin – a survivors song from a young man that survived leukemia.  It’s just one of those songs that makes you feel better.

25. Undergound by Moist – From the Mercedes Five and Dime album, I know I have felt my life was “underground” and there have been times I wished it was.  David Usher writes incredible songs both with Moist and as a Solo Artist.

26. Wheels by Foo Fighters – Another song with an airplane metaphor, maybe we are all kind of flying around out of control.

27. Just Breathe by Pearl Jam – I had forgotten that I added it to the list and re-added, it’s good enough to hear twice.

28. Audience by Cold War Kids – Great music, great voice.  Some times we’re just performing for ourselves.

29. For What It’s Worth by Placebo – Not a cover, but an original by a band you should check out, they do a great cover of Kate Bush’s Climbing That Hill, but their original catalog is equally impressive.

30. Panic Switch by Silversun pickups – They are what Smashing Pumpkins should be today.

31. Substitution by Silversun Pickups – Maybe I’ll separate these tracks out… Screw it, they sound good together.

Thank you for indulging me, I could have written an individual blog on each of these artists.  I hope your playlist gets you over all the curbs and potholes that block your path.

Rock On, Jack

Happy Thanksgiving

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

It’s weird how if you’re not celebrating Thanksgiving is really just another day.  It didn’t used to be that way, I remember as a kid even if we didn’t have much going on it still felt like a holiday.  Everything was closed, television had special programming on and the only people you saw were those going to a from social gatherings.  I walked to the market this morning to purchase something to BBQ and if I hadn’t known it was a special day you would have thought it was just another day, stores and restaurants were open, people were out cycling, walking and scattering around NoHo like they always do.  The market was insane, everyone getting those last minute items they forgot and a bunch of people like me, just getting things for themselves. Maybe because I didn’t wake up early enough, there really wasn’t anything to festive on television…  Although, as I write this, I am watching the “Talking Tina” episode of the Twilight Zone marathon.
I know this is the day we all declare what we are thankful for, If you don’t believe me just log onto Facebook, it is the content of almost everyone’s status update.  And I have been giving it some thought, I have so much to be thankful for, great friends and family top the list.  But really many of the big things in my life are nothing to be thankful for this year, so I have decided to focus on all the little things, the stuff we normally forget when things are going well.

I’m thankful for the drawings, scribed by tiny 6 year old fingers, that hang on my walls.  Pieces of colored paper, adorned with a little girls vision of sharks, hearts, whales and whatever else her genius little mind dreams up, many marked with “I Love Daddy”.  I am grateful for the miniature voice in my head that is exclaiming “His name is Daddy”, which is what Bing was yelling after I introduced myself to some of the Moms in Lucy’s class.  And for “Hi, Bowling Guy”, my Mini-Manwich’s customary greeting to me.  My Mom makes the list, for the way she will always gets more upset over the injustices done to me than I do.  And my Sister for her motivational speeches… if they are wanted or not.  I am thankful for “the busty old car”, not only for getting me from point A to B, but for not having a radio, or working windows, or heat… It makes me appreciate even the simplest amenities a newer car has.  My old Adidas court shoes deserve a mention, they are the only shoes that don’t destroy my feet as I trek around the sidewalks of the valley, exhausting my body and clearing my mind.  And finally, for the comments left on these blogs, little blurbs, some funny, some serious, both honest and heartfelt that not only validate this blog, but lift my spirits.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Rock On, Jack

The End of Another Week

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Less than a week until Thanksgiving… It just doesn’t seem like it should be the holidays yet.  But don’t mind me, I’ve been in kind of a mood due to my own personal problems… You would think that after almost two years of crap things would get better, but that’s not the case.  To add to my unpleasantness is that there is some drama at the CRN, and trust me, that is the last place I am willing to put up with any drama.  (We’ll fill you in on the Monday podcast.)

Speaking of the podcast, Angela Channel is going to be out of town for a week or two… So if you have any problems I’ll deal with them, What I am really saying is, don’t have any really technical podcast problems!

I have had so many kind offers for Thanksgiving, but I am kid-less so I’ll most likely just hang out by myself…  Lucy thinks I should cook myself a turkey, she said I could eat a whole one on my own!

The gift that keeps on giving.  The city council is chicken.   WWJD?  People are too weird!  Own a peace of Twilight history.  Little hero.  Joggers beware! Guess who’s on the pill?  What do you think? Jamie hates pie.

Rock On, Jack

Run, Lucy, Run

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Lucy had her “jog-A-Thon” at school today and she did great, 7 laps in 10 minutes…  which was pretty much the same pace as the rest of the kids in her class.  The only drama was right before it started, two kids in the class next to Lucy’s threw-up all over the place… All I can say is that I’m glad it wasn’t my kids class!

Our Bob’s Big Boy night was a success… We ate burgers, had hot fudge cake and upset Tomas, sounds like a good evening to me.  I posted some pics and video on the CRN Show’s Facebook.

Almost all the major retailers Black Friday specials have been leaked…  Are you going to be out there at the crack of dawn or you skipping it this year?

Thank you for all the wonderful comments to my last blog, I’ve been having a rough time the past moth or so (Not that the last couple years have been that great), it really is comforting to read your kind words… Thank you again.

I’m all on my own Friday night at the CRN (Stretch is going from home), so if you want to hang come on down… You can watch Tomas get upset in person.

This is scary.   One letter for you, one drink for me. Or sooner for some of us. Eggo shortage!!!!  I guess you never too young to be a john.  Packing heat around town.  This is so sad. Here’s something to not care about.  People may care about the Kings this season.  They took my Xbox!

Rock On, Jack

For What I’m Worth…

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

I’ve been feeling pretty worthless lately due to my financial situation… Which got me thinking what are we really worth, now I’m horrible at math (Which is why I didn’t pursue a science degree, if I had I’d probably still be a useful member of society… Damn you Chemistry!), so lets see how this works.

We’ll start with a known value, my worth to my Ex ( $$$ ), she has made it known that money is her number one priority, and I pay her every month… I actually have to respect that at least I know exactly where I stand with her and no one wants me to succeed more, because it means more money for her.  Then there is my value to my kids, I know this is an unmeasurable number and that this value will only increase with their age, but currently if asked Lucy would rank me somewhere around a Littlest Pet Shop toy and Bing, I would think, would put me on par with a bowling ball ( LP/BB ).  How about the blog?  There is some value in this, I think it is about as important as the show Dirtiest Jobs, it’s mildly entertaining and you take away some useless information (Rowe ).  Friends and Family is probably a negative number in my equation because I get more than I give… I’m kind of draining! (- Drama )  And what about my value to society?  Well, I’ve been out of work for over a year and really haven’t contributed much. ( – EDD ) Finally, there is my value to me… I like me, I think I’m a pretty good person (That doesn’t mean I’m proud of everything I’ve done, but overall, there are way worse people out there ). ( Me! )

So I think this woud be the math:

$$$ + LP/BB + Rowe – Drama – EDD + Me! = Jack

That’s enough math!  In other news, I forgot to mention a few things on yesterday’s blog.  First, my friends Tony and Kris are back on the radio!  If you like country music you have to check out their syndicated show.  I so happy that people I like are back on the radio, it gives me hope that’ll happen for some of the rest of us.  Also, I have to admit that The Erik and Jack Attack over on CRN is growing on me… I love that they have some fight in them and they give us crap right back, it really makes it more fun for us!

Bob’s Big Boy tonight (Sun Valley location 6-10p)… I’ll post some pics!  Meet the Love Boss in person and see how many Big Boy Combos Stench can kill off!

Floating cops.  Not much of a Ninja! Q: Who still writes letters? A: perverts! This happens way too often! Stench’s great, great, great , great, great, great, great grand mummy. Jackson accusers Dad kills self.  Don’t fight with this guy.  This guy really hates weed.  Lucy would think this was cool.  I’ll see your knife and raise you a bench.

Rock On, Jack

Excited for tomorrow

Monday, November 16th, 2009

I know, I know… I’ve already told you, Bob’s Big Boy tomorrow!

If you’re like me, and you want to save money on stuff, check Groupon out…  I signd up, it seems pretty cool.  I’m not going to lie, I kind of enjoy using coupons… I went to the market today and ended up saving just over ten bucks with my coupons, it’s like getting a bonus!

Bing was bummed, he wanted to go to Starbucks after we dropped Lucy off at school (Yes, my 3 year old specifically asked to go to “Starbucks!”)… He doesn’t get that Daddy needs a job before we enjoy our Lucy-less time eating doughnuts and drinking herbal tea…. Lucy would be upset if she knew we do this, she already thinks we “party” after we drop her off.

I’ve had a weird hiccup thing going on for the last couple days… I get them right after I eat and they last hours (and get painful)?  It’s weird!?!?!

Wednesday I get join Lucy at her “jog-a-thon” at school… basically she sees how many laps she can do in ten minutes and people make pledges.  I’m going to jog with her, we’re going for a track record (Just kidding!)

I’m sorry, but nudist are just creepy.  I’m not the only one going broke.  R.I.P. Ken Ober!  Quick, call Stench. They should name him “Handicap spot.“  What a good husband.  The bear just wouldn’t leave.  Costco not on Coke.  Look up!  Get a bucket of sunblock.  It sucks to get hit by a car… In your house!

Rock On, Jack

2 Days

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

OK, I know I’ve been harping on it, but Tuesday Stretch and I will be at The Bob’s Big Boy in Sun Valley… It’s Happy Hour and a live broadcast, should be a lot of fun! (11/17/2009 6-10p – 8274 Sunland Blvd, Sun Valley , California  92353)

Craig Shoemaker was really great Friday night, rumor has it he’ll be hosting his own show on CRN soon… I’ll post as soon as I know all the details.

The kids and I had a fun weekend.  Saturday we played a little tennis with Grandma and Wendy…  Well, most of us payed tennis, Bing mainly ran around the court collecting the balls which he would then lay claim too and not allow anyone to play with them.  Lucy really enjoyed playing, as soon as I get a job I’m going to get here into classes… I took lessons when I was a kid, I even remember my teachers name, Daisy Wong.  I hit a few serves, I was surprised I could hit it as well as I did. Sunday we met my Cousin and some of her friends at The La Brea Tar Pits… We didn’t know when we decided to go there, but there was a huge dog adoption fair going on which turned out to be a lot of fun.  Lucy got to do some hula-hooping , which she really enjoyed. ( Thanks to Hoop Kitty!)  Although it was kind of a bummer to see so many dogs that needed homes… Lucy really wanted to get one, and I would have if I could have.

I’ll post more at you soon!  Have a great week!

Oh ya, new photos posted on facebook.

Rock On, Jack

ecoboost

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

I’m sorry Ford, I know you’re trying to turn things around… But Ecoboost just sounds stupid.  It’s their environmentally friendlier engine, but the name is just dorky.  It makes me think of a bunch of super uncreative people sitting in a meeting going “Toyota is kicking our ass with the Prius, we have this new cleaner engine, we need some kind of hippy friendly name for it… Greenergy? musclebrid? V-Carbonfree-8? Ecoboost… That’s it!”  Sorry, I just see the commercial often and it bugs me.

It was feeling So Cal wintery today… Meaning it dropped below 72 degrees.

I know I keep mentioning it, but we intro Craig Shoemaker tomorrow at the Ice House (The 10:30p show) and We’re broadcasting live from Bob’s Big Boy in Sun Valley Tuesday the 17th, 6-10p.

I spent my Veteran’s Day at the CRN at their staff meeting…  If I can’t actually work, at least I can pretend I do.

The Balloon family plead guilty today… But I don’t feel like the punishment is harsh enough, what do you think?

No big plans this weekend, My cousin is coming to town, so I think the kids and I are going to hang with her.  I know Bing is planning on some Wii Bowling time, Polka-Dot Bowling Girl needs to keep his skills sharp!  Lucy got Connect 4 for her birthday and I promised her we’d play… I haven’t played in years.

Mystery monkey!  Like worrying about swine flu wasn’t bad enough, mumps are on the rise too.  Bless you, bless you, bless you…  Bad ShroomsMeep!!!  Sorry I banged your man.  Where’s my vodka? Don’t try to  extort money from Cindy.  She did the right thing and still got murdered. Get some Sosa Cream.  D.I.Y. tamiflu.

Rock On, Jack

One Week Away

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

Stretch and I will be at The Bob’s Big Boy at Sunland BLVD and The 5 Freeway in Sun Valley next Tuesday (11/17/09).  We’ll be hanging for Happy Hour from 6-8p and then broadcasting live from 8-10p… Hope to see some of you there.

I was at the post office today… Why do people get so angry at the Post Office?  If you really hate it that much all their services are available online…  Really, if you’re that angry, most things can be done from your computer now, so stay home where no one will upset you.

Although there is someone I’m upset with, Carrie Prejean…  I would think it actually has to be hard to consistently be such an idiot.  The right wing should really be worried that they can’t find anyone who isn’t nuts to represent them… Wait, they have Palin.

I keep meaning to mention it, so why not right now?  My friend, Mike in GH, has a great blog – Farebox!  If you get a chance, check it out, not only is he very intelligent, but he has great insight.

It’s really weird to be so screwed…  In the past couple weeks I have been really financially wrecked.  I was thinking about it the other day, we had just finished interviewing Jamie Kennedy on the podcast, and I thought Hey, it’s so strange to be doing celebrity interviews and co-hosting a radio show while totally ruined, you think you’ll be pushing a cart full of your belongings when you no longer can afford to be a member of society, not hosting a show?  I’m sure things will turn around soon.

Are you ready for holiday travel?  It looks like the hard to get toy is going to be the Zhu Zhu Pet. He really wanted “Drinker of the Year!” Fire bad. A wedding to remember.  Does your daycare use straight jackets? Your dog wants a snuggie. The man wants to go.  Another spree shooting.  Scully in for 2010.  D.W.F. – drunk while flying.   Gay Jesus? Way to go community college.   Duck, they’re throwing cheese!

Rock On, Jack