My 3 week run of guest co-Host of Welcome To The Mommyhood comes to an end this Sunday!  I had so much fun doing it, I love talking about my kids and remembering what it was like when they were babies!  The past two weeks shows can be found here... we spoke with a child agent about finding your kid a legitimate agent and the week before had a great female comedian on!  Don’t let the pod fool you… most of the time I’m quite family friendly!

Speaking of kids, the Mc Donald’s Happy Meal toys rock right now, my kids are into the How To Train Your Dragon toys!

I’m trying to use what free time I have before I start working to wrap stuff up… I have a move coming here in a little over a month!

I hope you got your taxes done… and that you’re getting a refund!  I actually owed the state money… And I didn’t have a job last year!

I’ve mentioned it on the pod, but down here at the CRN I have really taken a liking to Jack Roberts… He has great old radio stories and is a very funny guy!  Well, I have traded my video diary of the sick fish here for daily harassment of Jack… Here’s today’s video!

Still haven’t tried a KFC Double Down... I’m going to give it a chance, only so I can rub it in Stench’s face that I’ve had one and he hasn’t!

I keep forgetting to mention it, but I think Tiger Woods did more damage than good at the Masters this year.  After his “heartfelt apology”, claiming he was again embracing his buddhism and becoming a better person, he displayed his poor sportsmanship and again proved himself a liar with his profanity laced outbursts.  What a super douche!

I did all of these!  They just went for a walk.  Aliens invade midwest.  A bouncing unborn baby.  Good news ladies, Mel’s back on the market.  He thought ahead. Take me out to the ballgame… So I can fight!  Good news racist drunks, Mel is back on the market.  Just another NJ spring break.  Finally a museum I don’t want to visit!

Rock on, Jack

I found a couple shopping sites I like: Sample Sale sells designer clothes at great prices, the only catch is they’re only available for a limited time and MacBook Adapter sells refurbished and new MacBook accessories at discount prices, I just purchased a new power cord for $50 less than it was at Fry’s.  And as always, I recommend Threadless for cool t-shirts, Bing and I still love our “Squeeze Me” shirts!

I missed Lost last night… I’ll catch up online, even though I’m not too into the biblical twist it has taken.  Stench made me watch Dancing With The Stars last night… I stick by my theory that he is too large to watch shows like DWTS, there should be a height and weight limit for girly shows.

I’m continuing to enjoy being at the CRN, it reminds me of the old Star 98.7 days where I got to do a little bit of everything!  In fact yesterday I co-hosted the PM Show and am doing it again today!  It was fun to be back on Ustream and see all your comments.

Stench leaves for Las Vegas tonight, his new show is kind of wild should be an interesting couple days of shows.

Life is starting to return to normal for me, only took 2 years!  Well, as normal as my life ever is!

Thanks to Chris for this… A real Cleveland Steamer!!! I hope she never said “I’d give an arm to train a whale.” – Sorry, too soon?  Tony the Tiger rescued.  I will live forever!  What is wrong with people?  When hitting an Eagle in golf is bad.   Nude and crazy!

Rock on, Jack

Rock On, Jack

Rock On, Jack

And I just think this is funny!

The kids are coming over after not being here much over the last couple weeks, it will be so good to spend some time with them.  Lucy has already requested that we go to our favorite restaurant tonight for dinner… We have “our” table there and she gets really upset if it’s taken when we get there, we then have to sit somewhere else and move when it opens.

I have had the opportunity to spend some time with old friends lately which has been really cool.  There are reasons your friends are friends, and you realize that when you reconnect and it’s like there was never a gap.

I can’t lie to you guys, the pod is struggling a little bit (Not because of content, I feel like it’s never been better and I have never had more fun doing it!  I actually look forward to my nightly hour with stench and your emails, texts and phone messages)… It has more to do with the subscribers we lost you have not returned and the economy.  So many people have written me to tell me they’ve been out of work for a long time ( I get it!) or just having a hard time financially ( I get that one too!) and have had to cancel.  It breaks my heart that so many people out there are struggling.  Hopefully, we can get through this and rock our third year of the pod!

Alina should look into this.  That’s an expensive lamb.  You do crazy stuff after having a 40!  The cross dressing Pitt.  Alot of bikini’s in the news today.  That’s now much a pillow fight costs!  Don’t throw puppies… Especially into traffic!  It’s Grandma’s fault.

Rock On, Jack

I realized last night as I watched TV that when the news teases a story they actually do themselves a disservice.  If they tease something that I’m actually interested in, I instantly look it up on my computer… And by the time the news comes on I already know the story and don’t have to watch.

Lost was really good last night, it’s so cool it’s back.

I’m excited to go to San Diego this weekend, I have to admit it’s a great city, if my life wasn’t in total turmoil when I was there I think I could have really enjoyed it…  And I have good memories of hanging with Tony and Kris there.

It’s rumored that “Snookie” from Jersey Shore has a sex tape… Does anyone want to see this!?!?!  Actually, that goes for anyone on the show…  I think I’ve seen the “Situation’s” stomach more than my own!

Still no update on the wine show Jen, Eric and I talked about doing on the CRN… I’ll have to start bugging them again, I really want to do it.

What happened to being mellow when you’re stoned?  You can cure Cancer.  AZ hates sexting!  Shock-A-Cone shocker. Gas rage.  I bet they didn’t bet on this happening.  Twinkie thief! She likes Tiger balls, but hates golf balls!  Mannequin busted!  This is sad.  He made a bad choice.  Something else you can write off your taxes.

Rock On, Jack

Jay Leno was Oprah today (Yes, I watched Oprah), It made me like him less.  He’s trying to repair his image, but to me it came off as insincere and calculated.  He skirted the issue of his failure in prime time and how it dragged the 11p news and ultimately Conan’s ratings down as his ratings tanked.  And Oprah kind of kissed his ass.

I had a really good time last night, a friend took me out for my birthday… It was nice to have some adult time, especially after the stress of the last weekend!

Speaking of last weekends stress, The latest report is that Bing is feeling much better and hasn’t needed any pain killer the last couple days!  We go to the bone doctor tomorrow to get the break checked out… So I’ll know more tomorrow.

I stopped by the CRN today, I miss them, they’re like family to me.  It looks like Jennifer Horn, Eric Horn and I might host a wine show together, the focus will be on affordable wines for the younger, less snouty drinker.

Johnson crashes during practice.  Stop or I’ll staple you!  The author of my favorite book died, R.I.P. J.D.  Just a little bit.  Pup on ice.  Smart baby!  At least he wasn’t choking his chicken.  Hey freeway, look at me!  I want this.

Rock On, Jack

We’ll start with a known value, my worth to my Ex ( $$$ ), she has made it known that money is her number one priority, and I pay her every month… I actually have to respect that at least I know exactly where I stand with her and no one wants me to succeed more, because it means more money for her.  Then there is my value to my kids, I know this is an unmeasurable number and that this value will only increase with their age, but currently if asked Lucy would rank me somewhere around a Littlest Pet Shop toy and Bing, I would think, would put me on par with a bowling ball ( LP/BB ).  How about the blog?  There is some value in this, I think it is about as important as the show Dirtiest Jobs, it’s mildly entertaining and you take away some useless information (Rowe ).  Friends and Family is probably a negative number in my equation because I get more than I give… I’m kind of draining! (- Drama )  And what about my value to society?  Well, I’ve been out of work for over a year and really haven’t contributed much. ( – EDD ) Finally, there is my value to me… I like me, I think I’m a pretty good person (That doesn’t mean I’m proud of everything I’ve done, but overall, there are way worse people out there ). ( Me! )

So I think this woud be the math:

$$$ + LP/BB + Rowe – Drama – EDD + Me! = Jack

That’s enough math!  In other news, I forgot to mention a few things on yesterday’s blog.  First, my friends Tony and Kris are back on the radio!  If you like country music you have to check out their syndicated show.  I so happy that people I like are back on the radio, it gives me hope that’ll happen for some of the rest of us.  Also, I have to admit that The Erik and Jack Attack over on CRN is growing on me… I love that they have some fight in them and they give us crap right back, it really makes it more fun for us!

Bob’s Big Boy tonight (Sun Valley location 6-10p)… I’ll post some pics!  Meet the Love Boss in person and see how many Big Boy Combos Stench can kill off!

Floating cops.  Not much of a Ninja! Q: Who still writes letters? A: perverts! This happens way too often! Stench’s great, great, great , great, great, great, great grand mummy. Jackson accusers Dad kills self.  Don’t fight with this guy.  This guy really hates weed.  Lucy would think this was cool.  I’ll see your knife and raise you a bench.

Rock On, Jack

Lucy and Bing are so excited to sport their costumes and get some candy…  OK, so am I!

Went for a bike ride yesterday, the weather has been so great.  I rode around Lake Balboa, good bike paths and not too many people.  There were a lot of people on fixed gear bikes, which is cool because it means people are getting back into cycling… but sucked because the people riding them are not very skilled and do not ride safely.

Come quick, there’s a stripper on the bus.  Maybe they were reading my blog?  Roach mouth.  That’s a lot of hummus. More reasons credit cards suck.  Scientology quitter.  More evidence that David Spade is a douche.  Cheater gets fired.  Told you that you can get anything on Ebay.  Is that a snake in your pocket or…

Rock On, Jack

Bing (AKA Bowling Girl… AKA Polka Dot Bowling Girl) is obsessed with his bowling shoes that I found for him.  Ebay is a parents dream, you can find anything there, like say brand new toddler size 8 rental bowling shoes, with the little “8″ on the back heel, they rule!

Lucy and I made brownies the other night… I’d say about half the ingredients made it into the bowl, the other half are spread all over my kitchen, but it was fun, so what the heck.

The kids carved pumpkins last night, well kind of, I found these mallet things at Target where you nail plastic pegs into the pumpkin… Kind of like a pumpkin Light Bright.   Way easier for the under 6 crowd!

If you haven’t heard already, our Halloween Party has been canceled… So we’re inviting anyone who wants to come down in costume (or not) to the CRN Studios on Friday the 30th for a costume contest and live broadcast from 8-10p.  There is nothing more spooky than Halloween Eve in Sun-Land.

Wow, new Night Stalker news.  Tomas is going to be upset.  Oh Ya, avoid the chest!  Easy come, easy go.  I already thought this was covered!?!?  Don’t you hate it when your wife shows you up.  Sorry, no nakey time!  Good news dreamers!  Your dog is not green!!!

Rock On, Jack