Jay Leno was Oprah today (Yes, I watched Oprah), It made me like him less.  He’s trying to repair his image, but to me it came off as insincere and calculated.  He skirted the issue of his failure in prime time and how it dragged the 11p news and ultimately Conan’s ratings down as his ratings tanked.  And Oprah kind of kissed his ass.

I had a really good time last night, a friend took me out for my birthday… It was nice to have some adult time, especially after the stress of the last weekend!

Speaking of last weekends stress, The latest report is that Bing is feeling much better and hasn’t needed any pain killer the last couple days!  We go to the bone doctor tomorrow to get the break checked out… So I’ll know more tomorrow.

I stopped by the CRN today, I miss them, they’re like family to me.  It looks like Jennifer Horn, Eric Horn and I might host a wine show together, the focus will be on affordable wines for the younger, less snouty drinker.

Johnson crashes during practice.  Stop or I’ll staple you!  The author of my favorite book died, R.I.P. J.D.  Just a little bit.  Pup on ice.  Smart baby!  At least he wasn’t choking his chicken.  Hey freeway, look at me!  I want this.

Rock On, Jack

I walked to my lunch with Kevin today (And I actually started in Universal City, so I got to trek over much of Burbank!), I noticed that many people dressed based on the calendar today and not the actual weather… It was 80 degrees, the heavy coat, scarves and hats were not required!  I know we’re into January, but so far it’s been winter only in name.

We had lunch at the Koo Koo Fudd in Burbank (OK, they’ve already removed the Koo Koo Roo portion of it and now it’s only a Fuddruckers… But it will always be the Koo Koo Fudd to me).  It brought back good memories, Stench and I used to often lunch there… It’s a fat guy favorite.

Have you seen Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs?  (It has moved into my houses most watched list… along with Monsters Vs. Aliens and Up)  Mr. T plays the town cop and he’s always yelling at the lead character, Flynt Lockwood… Well, now I can’t stop yelling Lucy Lock -Wooooood and Bing Lock-Wooooood at the kids Mr. T style, it is stuck in my head!

Finally, a sports drink for my Ex.  Happy New Kill Mexico.   Cowell to quit Idol.  You’ve got fired. Let’s catch this a**hole!  Lucy wants these.  I believe this.    Ladies you used to get China when you got married, soon you’ll be able to almost guarantee being able to marry a Chinese man. It only took a few years to cure.

Rock On, Jack

Thanks for the supportive comments on yesterdays post, you guys RULE!  I guess what I’m trying to figure out is in which direction my life in going in.

Big day here if you care about college football… sadly I do not, so just a normal Thursday for me.

I feel so bad, I received an email from one of you out there, and they discovered their mate was cheating on them.  That pain and betrayal is so horrible, I wish I could give you a hug… So you’ll just have to consider this a virtual hug from me (and to anyone else out there that needs one!)

I admire you if you made it through The People’s Choice Awards last night… They were pretty terrible.  In a time when most other awards shows are actually getting better, the People’s Choice continues to get worse…. They actually forced me to change the channel to Leno, you know it’s bad when I pick Leno over it.

In sickness, health and recycling. Hero mayor. This is a sad safari.  I love that he tried to flee on the Walmart scooter.  I think I was married to her.  They’re in the cave!?!? Watch for falling lizards. A little black and white in SD.  Sing along: Girls just wanna rob banks.  Sorry you’ve gotta go.

Rock On, Jack

You may want to skip that shower.  Terror raid in NYC.  Congrats Colin.  Another good line-up for the Bridge School Benefit.  What a weird, gross story.  Where did I leave that kid?  That was a big fire!  Even Obama hates Kanye.  Don’t steal bikes.

Daddy's Big Girl - The First Day Of Kindergarten

Daddy and Lucy on Day 1 of school

Rock On, Jack