Yesterday we had a few holiday adventures.  We started at Angela Channels house where the kids decorated her tree (OK, Lucy did… Bing played outside), then it was off to the Christmas tree lot at Pierce College, where the kids met Santa (Well, again only Lucy, Bing did not want too and I refuse to force him), rode ponies, a little train and a merry-go-round.  After dinner we loaded up in a couple cars and did the woodland hills Christmas light tour (Just north of the 101 freeway at the Winnetka exit)…  Bing enjoyed yelling “Merry Christmas!” at people as we drove by… It really a fun thing to do, either driving or walking it. And we ended by watching the Charlie Brown Christmas dvd… It was a good day.

Bing actually went wee-wee on the potty last night…. It was a celebration on the level if we had just won the lottery!  He’s getting closer to no more “polka dot diapies!”

It’s weird to have no podcast or CRN show to do today…  We are really excited to make some improvements to the podcast in 20-10!!!  Can you believe we’re going on our 3rd year (in March) and have almost 700 shows in the archives?  Time flies when you’re playing radio.

It’s a tough time for Tiger…  Nothing like a party on your yacht to make you forget screwing over your family!  Enjoy the shortest day of the year…  Each one gets a little longer after tonight!  R.I.P. white rhino.   We had Rob on the pod.  Look who brought a gun to a snowball fight.  Interview with Santa.   You don’t want this guy to love you.  Maybe that’s how her brain got sucked out?  I sadi “This screwdriver really went to my head”, not “I want one in my head!”

Rock On, Jack

It’s our last week of Podcasts and CRN shows before the holiday break… I am interested to see what 2010 will hold for Stench and Me?  Friday we’re having our unofficial Christmas Party at the CRN Studios, if you’re in a festive mood come on down any time between 8-10pm!

Bing told me that he was going to buy me a BMW (He knows they are my favorite) and himself a Mustang… But then he realized he had no money, but it was the thought that counts!

It’s been fun watching all the holiday programming… although, The Flight Before Christmas was kind of lame… even the kids tired of it about half way through.

I’m sure you’re all tired of the Tiger story, So all I will say is that I’m glad that his sponsors have started to drop him… Although Nike is sticking by him, way to support cheating, disrespect marriage and show little concern for children Nike!

Got a kidney for Gris?  I think Heidi and Spencer should have been #1!  This should have happened sooner.  Bell ringers are not feeling gay.  Kids love the weed.  Quick get Stench a glass!  I can’t even imagine what these poor parents went through.   Some cool drinks.  This is too hard, I’ll just walk.

Rock On, Jack

I know we’ve mentioned it on the pod and CRN show, but what the heck, I’ll do it here too… On Friday Dec. 18th we’ll be having our “Unofficial Christmas Party” at The CRN Studios from 8-10p (And it very well may be our last show there, so if you’ve been wanting to come down this is it.)  We’ll be broadcasting live on CRN and Stretch will sing you Christmas Carols during the commercial breaks.

Lucy asked me if I had got a Christmas tree yet, I have not.  I actually wasn’t planning on getting one seeing as the kids will spend the majority of the month at their Mom’s, but now she asked so I have to get one.  I’m thinking something super tiny, kind of Charlie Brown Christmasesque  (Which is on ABC tonight).  I went to Target, but they didn’t have anything that caught my eye, they had a decent fake one, but I have no where to store it the rest of the year.  I did see a Rosemary bush that was trimmed into a tree shape which might work.

It’s amazing how many women Tiger has cheated with have come forward, almost 12!  What a scum, Nike, you think it might be time to drop him?  Good job Gaterade!

Ready for take off.   Like guys needed another reason to watch NASCAR.   I like this!!! I bet this looked really cool.   Nailin’ Palin.   See movies do ruin kids!  Another soap bites the dust.  Just in case you forgot.  Even the Amish get D.U.I.’s!

Rock On, Jack

The kids are coming over today!  It’s been over a week since I have seen them and rumor has it Bing got a hair cut!?!?  We’ll have to see if Bowling girl is now bowl cut boy?

It’s Therapy Thursday on the CRN show.  If you haven’t heard her, our Dr. Belisa is great!  And she has a new book out called Get A Grip: Your Two Week Mental Makeover… It makes a Christmas gift for a crazy friend or relative!

I’m sure you heard by now, but an old guy (82 years old) drove across Stretch’s back yard… Totally farmer’s market style!  He posted some pics on his Facebook page.

Snore rage!  Morning sickness… Get some Skoal! He is a bad elf.  Surfs up.  Mommy, look what I found in the sandbox.  He thought she’d go Elin on him! My little pony.  Something else to do this weekend. Stretch wants this now!!!

Rock On, Jack